The top 15 things in the life of a four year old female in no particular order:
(This is a good day - minus the pants of course)
3. Tu-tus are acceptable daily attire, and at times even required.
4. Loves and snuggles fix everything. Although, while they sound nice they last an average of 2.5 seconds on a good day.
5. All babies are breastfed. This includes purple bears, ducks, and gender confused girl dolls named Simon. Babies have a choice - milk on one side, juice on the other.
6. Since Mommy has stopped breastfeeding Clara, she must not be taking care of her. Thus I will take it upon myself to take care of Clara. Mommy now gets Simon. Taking care of Clara does not include feeding her, putting her down for naps, or changing her diaper.
7. When wearing jewelry, one must wear all the jewelry they own, or divide it between all who are present.
8. A good meal includes dancing, during not after.
9. Death is scary and something no one in the family should do. Although, when told that meat is dead animals I just want to know what kind. I have no problem knowing I am eating a pig, fish, cow, or chicken. Pet fish dieing don't faze me at all, it only creates a hard choice - should we flush it or feed it to the turtle. Luckily we have not had to face that decision for several months, it is terrible on Mommy.
10. It is perfectly acceptable to change into your PJs in the middle of the living room, even if there is company over.
11. A day without coloring is a day unfinished.
12. It is always a good idea to wait until the very last possible second to go the the bathroom. It is a very dramatic affect to run down the hall holding everything in (with you hands of corse) yelling for help.
13. Kittens can be carried by any part of their body and live.
14. You should cook in your (pretend) kitchen only if you are filming for Rachel Ray.
1. A good or bad day is established by how much pink you are wearing.
(This is a good day - minus the pants of course)2. A day without "Blues Clues" or "The Wiggles" is like a day with out your significant other, sad and lonely.
3. Tu-tus are acceptable daily attire, and at times even required.
4. Loves and snuggles fix everything. Although, while they sound nice they last an average of 2.5 seconds on a good day.
5. All babies are breastfed. This includes purple bears, ducks, and gender confused girl dolls named Simon. Babies have a choice - milk on one side, juice on the other.
6. Since Mommy has stopped breastfeeding Clara, she must not be taking care of her. Thus I will take it upon myself to take care of Clara. Mommy now gets Simon. Taking care of Clara does not include feeding her, putting her down for naps, or changing her diaper.
7. When wearing jewelry, one must wear all the jewelry they own, or divide it between all who are present.
8. A good meal includes dancing, during not after.
9. Death is scary and something no one in the family should do. Although, when told that meat is dead animals I just want to know what kind. I have no problem knowing I am eating a pig, fish, cow, or chicken. Pet fish dieing don't faze me at all, it only creates a hard choice - should we flush it or feed it to the turtle. Luckily we have not had to face that decision for several months, it is terrible on Mommy.
10. It is perfectly acceptable to change into your PJs in the middle of the living room, even if there is company over.
11. A day without coloring is a day unfinished.
12. It is always a good idea to wait until the very last possible second to go the the bathroom. It is a very dramatic affect to run down the hall holding everything in (with you hands of corse) yelling for help.
13. Kittens can be carried by any part of their body and live.
14. You should cook in your (pretend) kitchen only if you are filming for Rachel Ray.
15. A "bubidul" hair style is one that includes every hair clip you own.
(Here you have a very patient mommy, she was even more "bubidul" on the top and sides!)
(Here you have a very patient mommy, she was even more "bubidul" on the top and sides!)
7 comments:
Cute Post! I am glad to find your family's blog. Blessings!
Hilarious and oh so true! Little girls are just so much fun :)
HILARIOUS!
I think several of these are not restricted to four-year-old females. ;-)
I love your blog, this post is adorable! Definately add my blog to your list, and I will add your to mine. :)
Wow, what a completely true list...I might steal it and modify it for a boy...wait, they only have like 5--wrestling, sword fighting, eating snacks, annoying their sisters and wrestling again!
and you can take her to your bed at night and have lots of "play" fun, love 4 yr old p-ssy
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